OUR PHILOSOPHY

There is a place for everyman, however not all men are created equal. Some must work a lot harder to reach their full potential. At Return to Valhalla we do not discriminate on race, color, religion, political bias or sexuality. We base our discrimination solely on gender. Sorry ladies penis required!

STRATEGIC AMBITIONS

We aim to create the next generation of arseholes in industry, research and society. By embracing devolution and drastic changes in learning and teaching, we are prepared to meet future challenges.

R2V Blueprint

The Blueprint is our institutional plan, identifying the major priorities and broad strategies at the centre of our planning process.

STRATEGY

We are dedicated to encouraging and promoting research and engagement in the archaic viking practices aimed at bringing every man closer to his animal self by brute force.

OUR PEOPLE

Our teaching, research and executive staff are leaders in their fields. They deliver the best outcomes for participants and have a positive impact on the real world.

List staff by organizational area

Faculty Science and Engineering

Biomedical Centre for Crops and Bio-commodities

Academic Programs Centre of Excellence

Tribunal Council - members include professionals, elected staff, students and alumni, our Chancellor and Vice-Chancellor.

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